About Zombies

Zombie Joke No. 5

The baby zombie asks her mother: “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?”

“Yes you do honey. Now eat them before they get cold!”

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Zombie Joke No. 4

What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.

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Zombie Joke No. 3

Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?

The living room.

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What is a zombie’s favorite activity?
Brainstorming!

What is a zombie’s favorite activity?

Brainstorming!

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Zombie Joke No. 2

What does a vegetarian zombie eat for breakfast?

Graaaiiins!

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Zombie Joke No. 1

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

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